How true...
Saw this and thought l would share it... Made me smile 
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub
For a Belgian beer,
Then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American Shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all?
Suspicion of anything foreign!!
Oh and......
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
Ambulance.
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all
The way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy
People can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large
Fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the
Pens to the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds
on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls
And then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front
of a Skating rink.
