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A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've wanted so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.

We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies, "I did. They were in your tackle box!"

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,"
says Little Red Riding Hood.

The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down  the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.

Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again,
this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
 
"Will you get lost?
I'm trying to take a dump!"
 
 

My week at work has been very stressful... I was touched up by an 82 year old! I was only standing talking to him as part of my job and he grabbed my groin... Of course l had to report it and miles of paper work and equiries in the aftermath l felt like l was the guilty party. Luckily when visited by my boss he did say he regretted the incident and dont know what came over him. What made me sad was the fact she told me he was shaking and sobbing throughout the interview. Apparently he is on medication and this was the cause of the un-provoked incident.

Although it was regrettable by him l now feel awkward to face him (which l have to in a professional manner every day) He has been told not to approach me on any matter... He can converse with my work colleagues who have to visit him in pairs.

I feel like handing in my notice as my stomach is in knots wondering what l am going to say if our paths do cross.

My colleagues tell me that l have nothing to approach myself for so why do l feel the way l do?

I have had all summer to do all the jobs on my list and l am not half way through... So this weekend l was going to get my arse in gear complete them sol could relax, knowing they are all done... What happens? It's raining Doh! I must be the only person who hangs their washing out in the rain... Well it might dry up later

It's never been known on my weekend off for me to be up early and raring to go... so now l have to re-think.

Well here I am blogging like my daughter... She never thought she would see the day when l joined the blogging world... Just goes to show you are never too old to learn new tricks!